
In the Beginning
Since the demise of Seinfeld and Friends, I haven’t been a big sitcom enthusiast. But last year, Penny (that’s my wife, who’s suffering along with me this year in watching everything online) introduced me to How I Met Your Mother, and we started watching regularly. The quirky humor combined with just a tad of geekiness, not to mention Cobie Smulders (<growl>, you have to watch an episode of HIMYM in HD to get the full CS experience) as Robin Scherbatsky and, my personal idol, NPH as Barney Stinson, made it a must-see for us each week. A few weeks in, I plopped myself down in front of the tele 10 minutes early and got instantly hooked on The Big Bang Theory. So much so that TBBT is more of a must-see for me that HIMYM. What can I say, I identify with a group of socially awkward geeks.
The Search for Answers
Fortunately for me, I was able to catch the season premiere of The Big Bang Theory last week (before I started the experiment), and it did not disappoint. This past week however, the experiment had begun, and I’m off TV. I didn’t actually expect there to be any problem. Boy, was I wrong.
The Big Bang Theory, despite ostensible appeal to people who spend most of their days (and nights) basking in the glow of their computer monitors, is not to be found online in full epsiode format. CBS.com, whose site is more difficult to navigate than a mapping of the human Genome (another post in the works: why the major networks all need to redesign their websites), has a page devoted to TBBT, with only clips and recaps of each episode. Like the great mysteries of the universe, this left me asking the One Great Question: WHY?
Ok, no problem, I thought. Let’s just fire up the old iTunes and download the old episode (as much as I loathe buying content in this format - again, a post for another time - for TBBT, I would have). Not available. Not available via the Zune Marketplace or Amazon Video On Demand either. As far as I can find, The Big Bang Theory is not available in full episode format online.
CBS.com does provide a recap, a photo gallery (photo gallery?!?! What year is it?) and a few clips from each episode, which give the gist of the overall plot, but leave you without the full Big Bang experience. Whatsmore, CBS squeezes every last drop out of even their two-minute clips; a 15- or 30-second pre-roll ad is played before most clips. Why not just put the whole episode out there and put in two or three 30-second ads? Like science’s quest to find a theory to unify quantum gravity and quantum mechanics, it boggles the mind. At the very least, clips from TBBT are embeddable, but only if you grab them from a certain page, which I can’t seem to find right now (again, CBS.com is overly confusing).
Final Examination
So, as far at the The Big Bang Theory goes:
- Full episodes available online: F
- Full episodes available for purchase/download: F
- Clips available online: C+ (points for embedabble on some players, deductions for pre-roll ads)
- Website experience: C
Overall grade: D
As such, I have no choice but to give The Big Bang Theory, and CBS, a broken TV for their failure to bring this geek-friendly show to the online world.
(QED)
I don’t know what I’m going to do this year with The Big Bang Theory, it’s been one of my favorite shows. If anyone has any other hypothesis as to how to solve this dilema (other than BitTorrent; one of the rules, which are forthcoming, is nothing illegal; but that’s what most everyone else would do), please let me know.